coffee-cup-warmer_12.jpgReally, what the hell is the point of a coffee cup warmer? Isn’t coffee supposed to be served warm enough to heat any mug regardless? The Jura-Capresso Coffee Cup Warmer can hold 16 coffee cups or 24 espresso cups. It will warm the cups up to optimal serving temperatures for you prissy assholes who can’t have a room temperature mug like the rest of us. The Jura-Capresso warmer retails for the absurd amount of $1,000. I’ll take my coffee in a room temperature mug and go spend the $1,000 I saved at a strip club, thank you very much. – Travis Hudson

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